Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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