wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Come see our sink grown plant.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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