Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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