oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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