Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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