Soap is not a condiment
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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