I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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