do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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