This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
too bad you live with your parents still
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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