Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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