So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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Oh Jesus.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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