My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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