Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You can't motorboat a personality
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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