so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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