I skipped work to stalk him.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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