I must be too annoying 4 u.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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