hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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