apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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