I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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