Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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