This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Your cock deserves a montage
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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