Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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