You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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