found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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