the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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