As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
it hurts more in the daytime
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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