Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We are two peas in an std pod
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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