But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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