He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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