Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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