morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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