can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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