I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Can I color on your dick again?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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