scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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