i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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