we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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