with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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