PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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