oh god the rape fog is back!
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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