I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
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