why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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