Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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