Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize