i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I don't think brook has ever known best
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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