I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
they need to just BURY HIM!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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