i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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