I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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