...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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