butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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