So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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