Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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