Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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