Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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