I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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