If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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