Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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